Surréalisme

La Belgique, c'est bien connu est le pays du surréalisme...En voici un exemple : Lundi un communiqué de l'agence Belga annonce : "La Poste: 150 bureaux vont fermer au second semestre" Comme prévu dans son contrat de gestion, La Poste va fermer 150 bureaux supplémentaires au second semestre 2007, après les 130 fermetures qui ont marqué les 6 premiers mois de l'année, a confirmé l'entreprise lundi. Parallèlement, 100 Points Poste viendront s'ajouter aux 230 déjà ouverts jusqu'à présent.
Ce mardi, je me suis rendue au bureau de poste de mon quartier (2 kilomètres de chez moi et sans aucune place pour se garer) où 20 clients attendaient en ligne leur tour. Les deux employés étaient débordés et franchement pas très heureux de leur sort.
Petits sourires du jour au bureau de poste :
- "Monsieur, l'expéditeur c'est qui ?" (pour remplir un accusé de réception).
- "Je suis venue chercher un recommandée pour mon fils"
"Mais Madame, ce n'est pas un avis de recommandé mais un accusé de réception."
J'ai mis 35 minutes pour récupérer mon colis... Bienvenue au XXIè siècle.
La voisine de ma mère s'est rendue hier au même bureau de poste pour récupérer un colis. L'employée ne le trouvait pas et il a fallu insister pour qu'elle daigne retourner dans la réserve et trouver l'objet introuvable.
BRAVO et MERCI la poste belge

Le dicton météorologique du jour:
"Pluie de Saint-Irénée,
Réduit la vigne de moitié"

Le proverbe du jour:
"Un cheveu sépare le faux du vrai" (proverbe persan)

La citation du jour:
"On vit très bien sans avenir" (Henri Calet, Peau d'ours)

Quote of the day :


Birthday wishes

Other messages in mailbox this morning: Kereba and Bette good friends from Sharesville, a small nice community - at least in its creation - where we are exchanged : tubes, backgrounds, fonts, tags, funny stories, recipes... With the arrival of the news members and the departure of older, things changed a lot and the group became less attentive and less opened to his members. I believe that it is time for me to change of city. I was in Sharesville since the creation of the group there... Bette is going to miss me really a lot. It is a magnificent person and I am very happy to have crossed her on my virtual road.

Autres souhaits de Misssylvie de Normandie et de Chad, un ami américain de ma fille.

Et KOKHINE !!!



FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set
2. A day without sunshine is, like, night
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be Misquoted, then used against you.
9. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
10. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
11. Remember half the people you know are below average.
12. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it Remains?
13. Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.
14. Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
15. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
16. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
17. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
18. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the Cheese.
19. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
20. I intend to live forever - so far so good.
21. Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
22. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
23. My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.
24. Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
25. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
26. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
27. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and Going the wrong way.
28. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you Tried.
29. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
30. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need It.
31. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
32. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
33. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
34. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
35. Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
37. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness Of the bread.
38. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to theAbility to reach it.
39. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many Is research.
40. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your Principles.
41. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
42. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
43. Two wrongs are only the beginning.
44. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
45. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch Up.
46. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
47. Change is inevitable except from vending machines.
48. Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!
49. Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.
50. Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
51. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
52. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...
53. Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
54. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.

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Bon jeudi